Tweets at around 30km

Sunny Suites SunnySuites

Oh My Greece!!!!!

2019-02-22 15:37

kieran imstocky

@dril @InternetHippo @MIMIXVXX

2019-02-21 04:08

Massimo Peralta berkque

@sinanpnchv istanbul izmir canakkale balikesir manisa izmir ve edirne de net hissedildi abi cok ilginc

2019-02-21 03:29

Massimo Peralta berkque

deprem?

2019-02-21 03:25

Gold Green Construtora goldgreen_sc

Conheça o novo empreendimento da Construtora Gold Green. Projetado na medida do seu sonho, o Residencial Dona Lenir…

2019-02-21 02:38

Sunny Suites SunnySuites

Ένας μπαμπάς είναι πάντα ένας θρύλος. Και οι θρύλοι δεν πεθαίνουν ποτέ

2019-02-20 17:22

europeanfairytaleofagirl europeanfairy11

The fascinating greek village scene with beautiful seaside boats! 🚣‍♀️ 💦
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📍Kolymbari is a waterfront village…

2019-02-19 15:39

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@michebag22 If Keuchel and Kimbrel don't
find anyone to sign with, they can always start their own Civil War re-enactors troupe.

2019-02-19 15:39

Lissi christina_sevao

@yogirlnora But I’m not coming to Vegas🤔🤔☹️😢

2019-02-19 13:10

Xander Cornelius Moy xandercornelius

🌺🇬🇷💕

#chania #vacation #ocean #seascape #sea #landscape #nature #earth #memories #mountains #waves #love #sky…

2019-02-19 05:51

Lissi christina_sevao

The one and only performance I want at my future wedding reception😭😭😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

2019-02-18 09:06

ESAM GAD CAPT_ESAMGAD

من الرياضات المفضلة لدى الشعب المصري هى
رياضة رمي الودان ورمى البلاء

2019-02-18 07:25

Mesepa Maifala sepzz_

RT @christina_sevao: I hella wasted my whole tax refund on this damn weekend lol shoulda just stayed my ass home😂🤦🏽‍♀️

2019-02-18 05:04

Massimo Peralta berkque

@utkuwho dram / sanatsepet haric farketmez

2019-02-18 04:00

Massimo Peralta berkque

@utkuwho film önerisi alayim?

2019-02-18 03:59

Lissi christina_sevao

I hella wasted my whole tax refund on this damn weekend lol shoulda just stayed my ass home😂🤦🏽‍♀️

2019-02-18 02:35

Massimo Peralta berkque

@utkuwho mahallemiz esmer...

2019-02-18 01:26

Massimo Peralta berkque

Donk kere amina koyayim ayak ucuyla top kesmeye calisiyor yarragimin kurma kolu

2019-02-18 01:17

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@sleepywave Now you're just telling tails.

2019-02-17 23:32

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@YPViking @itsmrstealyour_ Me either. but then I've not really been following the story from the beginning. Don't touch that dial, I guess.

2019-02-17 18:23

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@YPViking @itsmrstealyour_

2019-02-17 18:02

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

2019-02-17 17:20

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into an argument.

2019-02-17 17:19

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Baseball would be more exciting if the ball contained venomous snakes that escaped every time the batter hit it.

2019-02-17 17:17

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@nyybritt Psychiatrist: "So how’s the anti-anxiety medication working?" Me: "Great. I no longer command Satan to ta…

2019-02-17 17:09

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@chestnuthell For the witty late-night banter on Twitter, of course.

2019-02-17 16:40

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@TheSteelyHan One vote for yuck here 🤮👎👎

2019-02-17 15:54

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@RSun82 I think Helen Keller could have seen through Trump's lies, but nice glasses!

2019-02-17 15:53

GooGuns Lulz googuns_lulz

636a461a18b33f3420d1a08de9e8dfea62ac0e5b727bde4510758fff5d1ac8ad456530dfef4ef4496c0559b02f47d84542dab85b3a5463687ef…

2019-02-17 15:46

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@mrsvaccaro

2019-02-17 15:23

Elhadji Baldeh ebaldeh9

Game day ⚽⚔️
Platanias - Karaiskakis
15h 🕒
#karaiskakis #footballleague #greece en Plataniás, Khania, Greece

2019-02-17 14:52

Gold Green Construtora goldgreen_sc

A marca Gold Green está sempre procurando inovar, buscando ideias, tecnologias e investimentos que se atualizam qua…

2019-02-17 06:04

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@YourTragic_Fate The old trick of imagining the audience in their underwear doesn't work for me, so I wear only my…

2019-02-17 05:52

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@Dominick079 @Kenya_Simone17 @Yankees Maybe so. But it still seems to me that it's two hamsters chasing each other…

2019-02-17 05:49

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@lightmyacid I just watched a film that's been on my hard drive for two years, so you never can tell.

2019-02-17 05:20

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@missdaiana Because you want your child to have a crib rather than a cardboard box?

2019-02-17 05:18

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@BallparkBitch When I was the 8th grade, a girl in my homeroom got pregnant by a 7th grader, so you never know 🤷‍♂️

2019-02-17 05:16

kieran imstocky

@MIMIXVXX @boohoo no chance 😂😂

2019-02-17 05:02

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@LttleGel I just ordered 'Franchise on the Rise', about the pre-Babe Ruth Yankees, and '
The 1932 New York Yankees:…

2019-02-17 03:56

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@WillemijnSofie

2019-02-17 03:37

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

"You can't say 'phooey' without breaking a few phos" ~ Ho Chi Minh

2019-02-17 03:34

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Do we even know how much anything costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much.

2019-02-17 03:28

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Whenever someone asks me what my stripper name is, I say "Moist Janice." And then I lick my palms.

2019-02-17 03:27

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

When people wear their fur-lined hoods up, I have a vague idea of what they looked like at birth.

2019-02-17 03:27

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

I would have bought that book about minimalism that I saw the other day, but I already own a book.

2019-02-17 03:26

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

I'd like to change my name to Speaking so that I could answer the phone "Speaking speaking."

2019-02-17 03:15

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@the_Annelis To hell with the MTA. You need your only transportation.

2019-02-17 03:06

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@KINGCRlMSON @amazing_pudding And then reality TV killed the video, since MTV doesn't show music videos anymore.

2019-02-17 02:39

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@lightmyacid What Sadam Hussein needed most was gallows humour.

2019-02-17 02:25

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@PrincesssVivian I wonder if they're like the one I had the other night where Ariana Grande was trying to break int…

2019-02-17 01:23

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@iamjojo @NikkiStiglia

2019-02-17 01:20

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@shamantuhh My apologies if I annoyed you

2019-02-17 01:04

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@_NourSharif_ @lightmyacid Happy birthday to Hezbollah, founded today in 1985 ✊😎

2019-02-17 00:53

Sunny Suites SunnySuites

What a wonderful meal!!!! – eating stuffing our faces at Bar-Ρακι (barρακι) Εναλλακτικο Μεζεδοπωλειο

2019-02-17 00:33

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@_NourSharif_ @lightmyacid And this why we still have human translators ~ thank you!

2019-02-16 23:27

kieran imstocky

@CORRELLB2 @MIMIXVXX

2019-02-16 23:14

Massimo Peralta berkque

@Guvenca4 iki hafta ust uste sokunca baslarlar boynuma dola, agzima daya demeye.

2019-02-16 21:19

Massimo Peralta berkque

akhisar bu sezon kesin gider gibi transfer sezonuda kapanmisken buradan donmeleri cok zor.

2019-02-16 21:18

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@Kenya_Simone17 @Dominick079 @Yankees I also never forget when they swept us in 2013, including a walkoff against M…

2019-02-16 20:36

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@itsmrstealyour_ I don't think Harvard has much of a team.

2019-02-16 20:24

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@itsmrstealyour_ All I can say is that I really wish Robinson Cano had availed himself of their services when he was with the team.

2019-02-16 20:23

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@lightmyacid 'My sister was born, and we are in Friday meeting ~ ask him what you wish for your gift, he said 'pian…

2019-02-16 18:22

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@DirtyWater444 In some ways (morally, politically), I don't qualify.

2019-02-16 17:24

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@DirtyWater444 Define 'awake.'

2019-02-16 17:18

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@MetsOfficials Waiting for an offer from the Wilpons, maybe?

2019-02-16 17:02

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@itsmrstealyour_ Blocked by a Trump supporter who collects Ford Mustangs? My sympathies in what must be a time of sorrow for you.

2019-02-16 17:01

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@NikkiStiglia Have you read this?

2019-02-16 16:37

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@missdaiana

2019-02-16 16:15

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@remittancegirl Greece is having its version of winter, i.e. a Scottish summer, but I have fresh orange juice, so I'm OK.

2019-02-16 15:52

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@piecesofyourown

2019-02-16 15:26

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@dreamsunwind_xo Free Fallin', followed closely by The Waiting.

2019-02-16 15:21

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Personally, I think it's a bit unfair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday.

2019-02-16 07:25

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@itsmrstealyour_ Something to keep in mind the next time you're at a ballgame.

2019-02-16 07:23

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

'Ladies, it's that moment when you realize that you've sat on his face too long and he's stopped breathing. For eve…

2019-02-16 07:20

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@reservoirpups Downton Abbey and dubstep occupy the same part of my brain that knows what dinosaurs smell like and…

2019-02-16 07:19

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. That's why I'm going to wear a snorkel, a cape, and rocket boots tomorrow.

2019-02-16 07:17

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Everyone at my local post office went crazy today because I faxed someone a hot dog.

2019-02-16 07:16

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@Cay_JEN My brain and I play this game where it puts all of my shortcomings into a cup, shakes it, and dumps them o…

2019-02-16 07:15

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Everyone in the Trump administration is beginning to look more and more like that bug alien in Men in Black that w…

2019-02-16 07:14

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@shamantuhh

2019-02-16 06:19

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@bigboipyo I missed that one entirely. I must have been too distracted by Lee Chang-Dong's films.

2019-02-16 03:22

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

I've finally solved my wireless network problem. Turns out all I needed to do was set my house on fire and become a fisherman.

2019-02-16 03:18

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Intercepting the delivery with an "I'll take it from here!" is very romantic, particularly if the flowers were for your neighbour's wife.

2019-02-16 03:17

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

Back in my day, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition was a mimeographed etching of a tweed poncho draped over a…

2019-02-16 03:15

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@bigboipyo An adaptation of what?

2019-02-16 03:14

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@nyybritt When I binge-watched Dexter, I couldn't really relate to the show until season 6 episode 7 when he eats a burrito in his car.

2019-02-16 03:13

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@bigboipyo Wow. Did he write it, or is he branching out into Shakespeare?

2019-02-16 03:10

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@bigboipyo What happens on 3/3?

2019-02-16 03:09

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@the_Annelis Ask Ken Griffey and Sandy Alomar 🤷‍♂️

2019-02-16 03:05

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@itsmrstealyour_ I call that a good 0-men.

2019-02-16 02:52

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@halladayfan32 @tjhutchings71 @groupienights Happy Flag Day! / Bonne fête du drapeau national! 🙂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

2019-02-16 02:46

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@pettingthedog Whenever anyone gives me a hygiene item as a present, I wonder what they're trying to tell me 🧐

2019-02-16 02:04

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@BeckyBravo What's wrong with gay hair?

2019-02-16 01:51

Sunny Suites SunnySuites

feeling relaxed at Aquila Atlantis Hotel

2019-02-16 01:49

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@dreamsunwind_xo First time for everything 😅

2019-02-16 01:40

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@ra_cooper You managed to get through the whole thing? I had to turn it off after 10 minutes ~ I could actually hea…

2019-02-16 01:38

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@PupsAndPucks Have you gone to FL for Mets ST?

2019-02-16 01:29

Chris Morris BurrowDweller73

@MrsWaters007 @the_Annelis

2019-02-16 01:28

Tweets at around 30km

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